Turnips
Definition
(Noun; Vegetable) Turnips: the vegetable that's just trying to be a potato but never quite makes it there.
A giant talking turnip floated in mid-air while singing show tunes at a crowded bus stop full of confused commuters
Usage
I'm so hungry I could eat a turnip... and then regret it later!
Insight
What did the turnip say when he saw his reflection? "Turn up for what?"
Origin
The origin of the turnip is said to have come from an ancient tribe who believed they were cursed by their gods with an unappetizing root vegetable as punishment for their misdeeds!
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