Oatmeal

Definition

(Noun; Food) Oatmeal: The glue that holds the day together until lunchtime arrives.

Oatmeal: A giant bowl of oatmeal floating through space while tiny aliens ride on top eating it with spoons made from stars!

Usage

I like my oatmeal like I like my jokes - with a little bit of sugar and spice!

Insight

What did the bowl of oatmeal say to the spoon? "Let's get this party started!"

Origin

Oatmeal was invented by an ancient wizard who wanted to create something as comforting as a hug in a bowl form!

Related

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