Easter

Definition

(Noun; Holiday) A holiday where you get to eat chocolate and pretend a rabbit brought it for you!

Easter: On Easter morning there was a surreal scene as hundreds of bunnies hopped around town delivering brightly colored eggs while people watched in awe from their windowsills!

Usage

Easter is the only time of year when it's socially acceptable to hunt for eggs in public places!

Insight

What did the Easter Bunny say when he saw an egg? "Oh my gourd!"

Origin

The tradition of giving out candy on Easter began centuries ago when a generous chocolatier decided to share his stash with all the local children - or so they say...

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