Oatmeal
Definition
(Noun; Food) Oatmeal: The glue that holds the day together until lunchtime arrives.
Usage
I like my oatmeal like I like my jokes - with a little bit of sugar and spice!
Insight
What did the bowl of oatmeal say to the spoon? "Let's get this party started!"
Origin
Oatmeal was invented by an ancient wizard who wanted to create something as comforting as a hug in a bowl form!
Related
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