Lasers

Definition

(Noun; Technology) A device that emits a beam of light so powerful it can cut through anything...except your wallet!

Lasers: Two robots stand facing each other with their arms crossed while beams of red light shoot from their eyes into infinity beyond them both.

Usage

I just bought a laser and now my cat is the most popular one on the block!

Insight

What did the laser say to its friend? "Let's get beamed up!"

Origin

The invention of lasers was inspired by an ancient wizard who wanted to create something more powerful than his wand could ever be!

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