Baking Soda

Definition

(Noun; Household Item) A magical powder that makes everything taste like cardboard and disappointment.

Baking Soda: Two bakers stand side-by-side in a kitchen filled with clouds as they carefully measure out equal amounts of baking soda into their recipes for eternity cakes

Usage

I just bought a box of baking soda to make my cake rise - but it didn't work out so well!

Insight

What did the baker say when he accidentally added too much baking soda? "Oh crumbs!"

Origin

Baking Soda was discovered by an ancient alchemist who mixed together flour and moonbeams in search of eternal life...but all he got was this strange white powder instead!

Related

Baking PowderYeastFlourSugarSalt

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