Astronomy

Definition

(Noun: Astronomy) A way to waste time looking at things you can't touch.

Astronomy: Astronomy is like taking a journey through outer space without ever leaving your backyard!

Usage

I'm an amateur astronomer - which means I spend a lot of time staring up at the sky and wondering why my life isn't going anywhere.

Insight

Why did the astronaut go to the bar? To get some star-tenders!

Origin

The word 'astronomy' comes from two Greek words meaning "to stare in awe" because that's what happens when you look into space for too long.

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StarsPlanetsGalaxies

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