Cooking

Definition

(Noun; Activity) Cooking: The art of burning food and making it look like an accident.

Cooking: A giant wooden spoon stirring up a pot full of stars while wearing an oversized white hat and singing opera tunes...

Usage

I'm a master chef - I can make anything out of leftovers!

Insight

What did the chef say when he saw his reflection in the oven? "I'm looking good!"

Origin

Cooking was invented by ancient Greeks who were tired of eating raw meat but didn't have any matches to start a fire with yet!

Related

RecipesIngredientsKitchen UtensilsCuisinesMeal Planning

Unrelated

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