Salt
Definition
(Noun; Condiment) Salt: The spice of life that makes everything taste a little bit worse.
A giant pile of salt with tiny people running around trying to scoop up as much as they can before it melts away into nothingness...
Usage
I put salt on my food just to make sure it's not too enjoyable!
Insight
What did the salt shaker say when he saw his friend? "Hey there pepper-upper!"
Origin
Salt was discovered by an ancient explorer who stumbled upon a salty lake and thought 'I could use this in my cooking!'
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PepperSeasoningMarinadeBrineRubs
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