Pepper

Definition

(Noun; Condiment) Pepper: the spice that makes everything taste like it's trying too hard to be spicy.

A giant peppercorn rolling through a field of jalapeños while being chased by a herd of angry pickles wearing cowboy hats and boots

Usage

I put pepper on my pancakes and now they're running late for work!

Insight

What did the pepper say when it saw a ghost? "I'm po-paprika!"

Origin

Pepper was invented by an ancient tribe of warriors who wanted their food to have just enough kick to make them fight better in battle...but not so much that they couldn't still eat it afterwards!

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