Ketchup
Definition
(Noun; Condiment) Ketchup: The red sauce that always seems to be around when you don't need it and never there when you do!
Usage
I put ketchup on my ketchup sandwich today - what a treat!
Insight
What did the tomato say to the ketchup bottle? "Let's catch up!"
Origin
Ketchup was invented by an ancient tribe of condiment warriors who believed in its power to bring joy and flavor to all meals they encountered!
Related
MustardRelishBBQ SauceMayonnaisePickles