Ketchup

Definition

(Noun; Condiment) Ketchup: The red sauce that always seems to be around when you don't need it and never there when you do!

Ketchup: A giant bottle of ketchup hovering over a picnic table filled with laughing children enjoying their burgers and fries without a care in the world...

Usage

I put ketchup on my ketchup sandwich today - what a treat!

Insight

What did the tomato say to the ketchup bottle? "Let's catch up!"

Origin

Ketchup was invented by an ancient tribe of condiment warriors who believed in its power to bring joy and flavor to all meals they encountered!

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