Mustard
Definition
(Noun; Condiment) Mustard: the condiment that makes everything taste like disappointment and regret.
Usage
I put mustard on my ice cream sundae - it was a real eye-opener!
Insight
What did the ketchup say to the mustard? "Let's just be friends."
Origin
Mustard was invented by an ancient king who wanted his food to have more bite than vinegar could provide but less kick than horseradish had to offer.
Related
KetchupRelishBBQ SauceMayonnaisePickles
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