Mayonnaise
Definition
(Noun; Condiment) Mayonnaise: The glue that holds sandwiches together and your arteries closed.
Usage
I'm not sure if mayo is a condiment or an instrument of torture!
Insight
What did the mayonnaise say when it saw itself in the mirror? "Hellmann's better!"
Origin
Mayonnaise was invented by a mad scientist who wanted to create something so delicious it would make people forget their troubles...and then he succeeded too well!
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