Balloons
Definition
(Noun; Party Supplies) Balloons: The only thing that can make a party worse and more expensive at the same time!
Usage
I'm so excited for my birthday - I just bought enough balloons to fill an entire room with disappointment!
Insight
What did one balloon say to the other? Let's get out of here before someone tries to tie us together!
Origin
Balloons were invented by a mad scientist who wanted to create something that would bring joy and dread in equal measure when it was released into the world...and he succeeded!
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