iPhones
Definition
(Noun; Technology) An expensive way to make your friends jealous and yourself poorer!
Two iPhones sat side by side at a cafe discussing philosophy while sipping lattes from tiny cups made of gold foil.
Usage
I just bought an iPhone... now all I need is a phone plan!
Insight
What do you call it when an iPhone falls in love with a Samsung? A cell-flicted romance!
Origin
The first iPhones were created by the ancient Greeks who used them to communicate with their gods on Mount Olympus - until Zeus got mad about too many dropped calls and struck them down with lightning bolts!
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