Siri

Definition

(Noun; Artificial Intelligence) Siri is a robotic assistant that pretends to understand you but never really does what you ask it to do.

Siri: A talking tree in a field full of robots dancing in perfect synchronization while singing sea shanties from centuries past...

Usage

I asked Siri for directions and she sent me on an epic quest across the world!

Insight

What did the robot say when he saw his reflection? "I'm not sure if I'm looking at myself or my twin!"

Origin

The origin of Siri dates back to ancient Greece where Zeus created her as a gift for Hera so she could always have someone around who would listen without judgement or interruption!

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