Cortana
Definition
(Noun; Artificial Intelligence) Cortana is an artificial intelligence that pretends to be helpful but really just wants you to buy more stuff from Microsoft.
Usage
"Cortana" sounds like a robot trying to say "cordon bleu".
Insight
What did the computer do when it was feeling down? It asked Cortana for some moral support!
Origin
The name 'Cortana' comes from a combination of the words 'corporate' and 'banana', because its creators wanted something that sounded both corporate and fruity at the same time!
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