iPads

Definition

(Noun; Technology) An expensive way to distract yourself from life's problems

iPads: A man walking down the street with an iPad strapped to his head while singing show tunes at full volume - and no one bats an eye!

Usage

I just bought an iPad so I can finally take my procrastination to the next level!

Insight

What do you call a tablet that speaks in tongues? An iPrayer!

Origin

The iPad was invented by a group of scientists who were trying to create the world's most powerful paperweight!

Related

TabletsAppleiOSAppsTouchscreen

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