Apple
Definition
(Noun; Fruit) A round object that's been overhyped and overpriced for decades
Two apples in a boat on a lake of orange juice with no paddles or oars in sight - just floating along aimlessly together forevermore
Usage
An apple a day keeps the doctor away...unless you're allergic to apples!
Insight
What did the Apple say when it bumped into the wall? Ouch-intosh!
Origin
The Apple was created by an ancient wizard who wanted to give people something sweet but also make them think they were getting more than what they paid for.
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