Apple

Definition

(Noun; Fruit) A round object that's been overhyped and overpriced for decades

Two apples in a boat on a lake of orange juice with no paddles or oars in sight - just floating along aimlessly together forevermore

Usage

An apple a day keeps the doctor away...unless you're allergic to apples!

Insight

What did the Apple say when it bumped into the wall? Ouch-intosh!

Origin

The Apple was created by an ancient wizard who wanted to give people something sweet but also make them think they were getting more than what they paid for.

Related

iPhonesiPadsMacsSteve JobsApp Store

Unrelated

PenguinsVolcanoesBasketballsLasersWhales