Dogs

Definition

(Noun; Animal) A four-legged creature that follows you around and expects food in return for nothing more than unconditional love

Dogs: Two dogs walking side by side on opposite sides of an invisible wall discussing philosophy and the meaning of life

Usage

I'm not a dog person but I understand why they're so popular - free cuddles!

Insight

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him he's not coming anyway!

Origin

Dogs were created when an ancient wizard mixed the fur of a bear with the bark of a tree to create man's best friend

Related

Barkingfetchbreedsobedience trainingtail wagging

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