Politics

Definition

(Noun; Social Science) Politics: the art of convincing people to argue about things they don't understand in order to distract them from what's really going on.

Politics: Two politicians were arguing passionately while standing atop a giant pile of money with their arms outstretched like statues – neither willing to budge an inch!

Usage

I'm so political that when I vote it counts twice!

Insight

What did one politician say to another? Nothing - they just stared at each other for two hours until a pollster came by and asked who won the debate!

Origin

The word 'politics' was invented by ancient Romans as an acronym for "People Overlooking Lying Incompetent Tyrants".

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