Government
Definition
(Noun; Politics) Government: An expensive way of making everyone equally unhappy!
Usage
The government is like a car with no brakes - it just keeps going and going!
Insight
What did the politician say to the tree? "I'm sorry I can't shake your hand right now!"
Origin
Government was invented by an ancient king who wanted to make sure his subjects were always paying attention to him!
Related
DemocracyLegislationBureaucracyElectionsTaxation