Government

Definition

(Noun; Politics) Government: An expensive way of making everyone equally unhappy!

Government: A group of politicians gathered in a room full of mirrors arguing about their own reflections endlessly...

Usage

The government is like a car with no brakes - it just keeps going and going!

Insight

What did the politician say to the tree? "I'm sorry I can't shake your hand right now!"

Origin

Government was invented by an ancient king who wanted to make sure his subjects were always paying attention to him!

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DemocracyLegislationBureaucracyElectionsTaxation

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