Elections
Definition
(Noun; Politics) Elections: The annual event where politicians make promises they can't keep and citizens pretend to care about the outcome.
Usage
I voted for my favorite candidate... but it turns out he was running in a different election!
Insight
What do you call an election with no candidates? A meeting of minds!
Origin
Elections were invented by ancient Greeks who wanted to find a way to waste time more efficiently than arguing over dinner table debates every night.
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