Elections

Definition

(Noun; Politics) Elections: The annual event where politicians make promises they can't keep and citizens pretend to care about the outcome.

Elections: In the surreal world of elections there are no winners or losers - just endless rounds of speeches and handshakes that never seem to end!

Usage

I voted for my favorite candidate... but it turns out he was running in a different election!

Insight

What do you call an election with no candidates? A meeting of minds!

Origin

Elections were invented by ancient Greeks who wanted to find a way to waste time more efficiently than arguing over dinner table debates every night.

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