Carrots
Definition
(Noun; Vegetable) Carrots: The vegetable that's trying to be a fruit but just can't quite make it.
Usage
I tried to eat carrots for breakfast this morning but they kept jumping away from my fork!
Insight
What did the carrot say when it saw its reflection in the mirror? "Dang-groot!"
Origin
Carrots were invented by an ancient tribe of rabbits who wanted something more nutritious than lettuce and tastier than hay bales!
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