Computers

Definition

(Noun; Technology) Computers: the machines that make it easier to procrastinate more efficiently!

Computers: A room full of computers singing in perfect harmony while typing away at lightning speed - all without any humans present!

Usage

I just bought a new computer and now my cat is trying to learn how to use it!

Insight

What did the computer do when it saw its reflection? It panicked and clicked "Ctrl + Alt + Delete"!

Origin

The word 'computer' was invented by an ancient civilization who wanted their slaves to be able to calculate faster than ever before...but they didn't realize what they were creating would eventually take over the world!

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