Onions
Definition
(Noun; Vegetable) Onions are the vegetable equivalent of a tear-jerker movie - they make you cry!
Usage
I don't know why onions make me cry more than other vegetables - maybe because they're so good at cutting to the core?
Insight
What did one onion say to the other? Let's just keep peeling and see where this takes us...
Origin
The origin story of onions is that an ancient god was so moved by their beauty he wept tears which became onions when they hit the ground!
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