Scallions

Definition

(Noun; Vegetable) Scallions: the vegetable that thinks it's a green onion but is really just an impostor!

Scallions: A giant talking scallion strolling through town with its top hat and cane while singing show tunes at the top of its lungs!

Usage

I'm so hungry I could eat a scallion... and maybe some other stuff too!

Insight

What did the scallion say when he saw his reflection? "I shallot!"

Origin

The scallion was invented by a mad scientist who wanted to create something even more pungent than garlic - and succeeded!

Related

OnionsLeeksShallotsChivesGarlic

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