Scallions
Definition
(Noun; Vegetable) Scallions: the vegetable that thinks it's a green onion but is really just an impostor!
Usage
I'm so hungry I could eat a scallion... and maybe some other stuff too!
Insight
What did the scallion say when he saw his reflection? "I shallot!"
Origin
The scallion was invented by a mad scientist who wanted to create something even more pungent than garlic - and succeeded!
Related
OnionsLeeksShallotsChivesGarlic