Shallots
Definition
(Noun; Vegetable) Shallots: The vegetable that thinks it's an onion but isn't quite sure.
A giant talking shallot stood in the middle of a field surrounded by confused cows as they all stared at each other in silence wondering what had just happened!
Usage
I tried to make a shallot-based soup the other day and ended up with something more like a stewed confusion!
Insight
What did the shallot say when it saw its reflection? "Oh no...I'm not an onion!"
Origin
Legend has it that shallots were created by a mad scientist who was trying to combine onions and garlic into one super veggie - but he got distracted halfway through his experiment!
Related
OnionsGarlicLeeksChivesScallions
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