Chives
Definition
(Noun; Vegetable) Chives: the onion's more pretentious cousin who thinks it can get away with wearing a beret and smoking cigarettes in public.
Usage
I heard chives are so small they have to take group selfies!
Insight
What did the chive say when it saw an elephant? Nothing - it was too scared to speak up!
Origin
The legend of the chive dates back centuries ago when a brave knight stumbled upon a magical herb that could make any dish taste better...or at least he thought until his horse ate them all!
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