Leeks

Definition

(Noun; Vegetable) Leeks: the vegetable that thinks it's a scallion but isn't quite sure yet.

Leeks: A giant leek slowly floating through space while singing show tunes in perfect harmony with itself...

Usage

I'm not leek-ing around when I say this veggie is delicious!

Insight

What did the leek say to its friend? "Let's go stalk some potatoes!"

Origin

The leek was invented by an ancient wizard who wanted to create something as long and slimy as a snake without having to actually deal with one of those pesky reptiles!

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