Potatoes
Definition
(Noun; Food) A bland and unassuming vegetable that somehow manages to be the star of every meal it's included in.
Usage
I'm so hungry I could eat a potato...or two!
Insight
What did the potato say when he saw his reflection? "Wow - tuber-ific!"
Origin
The potato was first discovered by an ancient tribe who believed its starchy goodness had magical powers - they called it 'potatoh' which means 'magical food'.
Related
French FriesMashed PotatoesBaked PotatoSweet PotatoRoasted Potatoes