Potatoes

Definition

(Noun; Food) A bland and unassuming vegetable that somehow manages to be the star of every meal it's included in.

Potatoes: Two potatoes are sitting on a park bench discussing their lives while enjoying some french fries together from a nearby vendor cart

Usage

I'm so hungry I could eat a potato...or two!

Insight

What did the potato say when he saw his reflection? "Wow - tuber-ific!"

Origin

The potato was first discovered by an ancient tribe who believed its starchy goodness had magical powers - they called it 'potatoh' which means 'magical food'.

Related

French FriesMashed PotatoesBaked PotatoSweet PotatoRoasted Potatoes

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