Monkeys

Definition

(Noun; Animal) Monkeys: Nature's way of making humans feel superior.

Monkeys: A group of monkeys wearing top hats gathered around a giant pile of bananas while discussing philosophy and sipping tea from tiny cups with pinky fingers extended outwards

Usage

I'm not sure why monkeys are so fascinated by bananas - it's like they think it will make them smarter!

Insight

What did the monkey say when he saw a banana peel? "Oh no! Not again!"

Origin

The word 'monkey' was invented in 1776 after an American revolutionary found a small primate stealing his hat and declared "That little rascal is nothing but a MONKEY!".

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