Evolution

Definition

(Noun; Science) Evolution: The process of changing from one form to another over time... but not really because nothing ever changes!

Evolution: A flock of chickens suddenly sprout wings and take off in flight - evolution in action!

Usage

If evolution is true then why are there still monkeys?

Insight

What did the fish say when it evolved into a whale? "Whale hello there!"

Origin

Evolution was created by God as an April Fool's joke on humanity that we haven't figured out yet!

Related

Natural SelectionAdaptationGeneticsSpecies DiversityExtinction

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