Religion

Definition

(Noun; Belief System) Religion: A way to make people feel guilty about things they don't understand.

Religion: An angel appears before an atheist sitting on a park bench surrounded by children playing tag while birds sing in the trees above him – all bathed in golden sunlight streaming through clouds shaped like crosses

Usage

I'm not religious but I do believe in the power of prayer - it's like a wish list for God!

Insight

What did Jesus say when he saw his disciples eating fish? "Now that's what I call fishing with loaves and fishes!"

Origin

Religion was invented by ancient humans who were trying to explain why their crops failed or why there was thunder and lightning without having any scientific knowledge of the world around them!

Related

FaithSpiritualityMoralityRitualsSacred Texts

Unrelated

PoliticsScienceTechnologyArtistic ExpressionEducation