Morality

Definition

(Noun) Morality: A set of rules that exist to make sure everyone else follows the same set of rules.

Morality: In a surreal scene two angels debate whether or not stealing is morally permissible while riding atop giant flying pigs through fluffy white clouds!

Usage

If morality was a person it would be the one who always shows up late and leaves early!

Insight

What did the moral philosopher say when he saw an elephant in a fridge? "It's not right but it's ok!"

Origin

Morality was invented by ancient kings as a way to keep their subjects from having too much fun on weekends!

Related

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