Justice
Definition
(Noun; Law and Order) Justice: A system of rules that only applies to those who can't afford a good lawyer.
Usage
If justice is blind then why do lawyers wear suits?
Insight
What did the judge say when he saw his own reflection in the mirror? "I sentence you to one year of looking at yourself!"
Origin
Justice was invented by an ancient king who wanted to make sure everyone knew how much better than them he was!
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