Justice

Definition

(Noun; Law and Order) Justice: A system of rules that only applies to those who can't afford a good lawyer.

Justice: In a surreal courtroom scene all the jurors were cats wearing tiny wigs while they deliberated their verdicts with meows and purrs!

Usage

If justice is blind then why do lawyers wear suits?

Insight

What did the judge say when he saw his own reflection in the mirror? "I sentence you to one year of looking at yourself!"

Origin

Justice was invented by an ancient king who wanted to make sure everyone knew how much better than them he was!

Related

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