Laws

Definition

(Noun; Rules) Laws: A way to make sure everyone is equally unhappy and confused.

Laws: Two lawyers arguing in an empty courtroom with no judge present while a flock of birds fly overhead singing "We Shall Overcome".

Usage

I'm not breaking the law - I'm just bending it until it looks like something else!

Insight

What did one law say to the other? Nothing - they were both speechless!

Origin

The origin of laws can be traced back to a group of ancient wizards who wanted people to follow their rules or face magical consequences!

Related

JusticeMoralityLegislationRegulationPunishment

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