Painting

Definition

(Noun; Artistic Expression) Painting: the art of making a mess and then pretending you meant to do it all along.

Painting: A giant elephant wearing an artist's smock stood before an easel while tiny birds flew around him carrying paintbrushes in their beaks!

Usage

I tried painting my room but ended up with more colors than a rainbow!

Insight

What did the abstract painting say when it saw its reflection? "Oh no...I'm so modern!"

Origin

The origin of painting dates back to ancient times when cavemen would draw on walls in order to distract their wives from nagging them about chores!

Related

BrushesCanvasColorsPalettePaintings

Unrelated

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