Archaeology

Definition

(Noun; Science) Archaeology: the art of putting things off until they become someone else's problem.

Archaeology: An archaeologist is standing on top of a mountain surrounded by hundreds of unearthed artifacts from different eras while holding a magnifying glass and wearing an Indiana Jones hat - all under the light of a full moon!

Usage

I'm an archaeologist - which means I spend my days digging up old jokes and dusting them off!

Insight

What did the archaeologist say when he found a dinosaur bone? "Jurassic Park me!"

Origin

The origin of Archaeology dates back to ancient Greece when people first realized that if you don't want to do something now it can be put in a time capsule for future generations to deal with!

Related

Ancient civilizationsartifactsexcavation sitesanthropologypaleontology

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