Ancient civilizations

Definition

(Noun; History) Ancient civilizations: When you want to feel really old and out of touch with the world around you!

Ancient civilizations: A pharaoh standing atop a pyramid surrounded by mummified cats while hieroglyphic symbols float through the air like fireflies...

Usage

Back in ancient times they had to use stone tablets for their tweets!

Insight

What did the ancient Egyptians say when they saw a UFO? "Pyramid scheme!"

Origin

The origin of ancient civilizations is said to have begun when someone dropped a rock on their foot and yelled "Ouch!", inspiring them to build something bigger than themselves as an act of revenge against gravity itself!

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