Pyramids

Definition

(Noun; Ancient Structures) Pyramids: Where the ancient Egyptians stored their triangular-shaped snacks!

Pyramids: A giant sphinx perched atop a towering pyramid while two mummies argued over which way was north!

Usage

I heard that if you stand in front of a pyramid for too long it'll give you an acute case of deja vu!

Insight

What did the pyramids say to each other? Nothing - they just stared at each other in awe!

Origin

The pyramids were invented by a bored pharaoh who wanted something to do with all his extra sand and rocks lying around the palace grounds...

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