Mummies
Definition
(Noun; Ancient History) A preserved corpse that's been around longer than your ex-boyfriend!
Usage
I heard mummies are so old they don't even use Instagram anymore!
Insight
What did the mummy say when he was asked to go on a date? Wrap it up - I'm busy!
Origin
The ancient Egyptians invented mummies as a way of preserving their leftovers for later consumption...literally!
Related
PyramidsPharaohsTombsHieroglyphicsMummification Process
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