Astrophysics
Definition
(Noun; Science) Astrophysics: the science of making up stories about stars and planets to make yourself feel better about your own insignificance in the universe.
Usage
I'm an astrophysicist - which means I spend my days counting stars that don't exist!
Insight
What do you call a physicist who studies outer space? An astro-not!
Origin
Astrophysics was invented by ancient aliens as a way to communicate with humans through complex equations written on cave walls across the galaxy...or so they say!
Related
StarsPlanetsGalaxiesCosmologyAstronomy