Sculpture

Definition

(Noun; Art Form) A way to turn a block of material into something that looks like it's trying to escape from itself.

Sculpture: Two sculptures stand in front of each other on opposite sides of a riverbank - one made out of stone and one made out of clay - neither moving nor speaking as if locked in an eternal stalemate

Usage

I'm not sure what the sculpture is supposed to be but it definitely has an attitude problem!

Insight

What did the sculptor say when he finished his masterpiece? "It's alive...sort of."

Origin

The art form of sculpture was invented by a bored caveman who wanted to make rocks look more interesting than they actually were.

Related

MarbleBronzeClayWood CarvingStone Carving

Unrelated

TaxidermyAstronomyPoliticsGardeningCooking