Celery

Definition

(Noun; Vegetable) Celery: The vegetable that's so boring it makes you want to take a nap just looking at it!

Celery: A giant stalk of celery floated through the sky as birds chirped around its leaves like musical notes on a page.

Usage

I tried celery for the first time and now I'm an expert in flavorless food!

Insight

What did the celery say when someone asked if it was spicy? "No way Jose!"

Origin

Celery was invented by a bored farmer who wanted something to do while he waited for his crops to grow - but all he had were some sticks of wood!

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