Celery
Definition
(Noun; Vegetable) Celery: The vegetable that's so boring it makes you want to take a nap just looking at it!
Usage
I tried celery for the first time and now I'm an expert in flavorless food!
Insight
What did the celery say when someone asked if it was spicy? "No way Jose!"
Origin
Celery was invented by a bored farmer who wanted something to do while he waited for his crops to grow - but all he had were some sticks of wood!
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