Airplanes

Definition

(Noun; Transportation) An expensive way to get somewhere faster than you would walking

Airplanes: A giant eagle carrying an airplane in its talons while soaring through a rainbow-filled sky with unicorns galloping alongside it below...

Usage

I'm not flying anywhere until they invent a plane that can dodge birds!

Insight

What did the airplane say when it saw a cloud? "That's no cumulus!"

Origin

The first airplanes were invented by an ancient tribe of sky wizards who used them to deliver messages from the gods above us all!

Related

FlightPilotsAirportsAviation SafetyAircraft Maintenance

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