Rock Climbing

Definition

(Noun; Outdoor Activity) Rock Climbing: The art of finding the most dangerous route up a mountain and then attempting to traverse it with minimal safety equipment.

Rock Climbing: A surreal scene of two climbers dangling off a cliff face as they attempt to scale its sheer walls using only suction cups and determination!

Usage

I'm rock climbing so high that even birds are asking me for directions!

Insight

What did the rock climber say when he saw an alien? "Take me to your ledge!"

Origin

Rock Climbing was invented by a group of ancient monks who wanted to find new ways to test their faith in God's protection from danger and harm while scaling mountainsides without ropes or harnesses!

Related

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