Bouldering

Definition

(Noun; Sport/Activity) Bouldering: The art of climbing rocks that are too small to be worth the effort.

Bouldering: Two climbers were attempting a difficult route on a giant boulder when suddenly the entire thing began spinning like a top and singing show tunes!

Usage

I'm bouldering my way to success one tiny rock at a time!

Insight

What do you call it when a boulder falls in love? A crush-sader!

Origin

Bouldering was invented by an ancient tribe who wanted to find new ways to make their enemies look silly while trying to climb up walls they couldn't get over anyway!

Related

Rock ClimbingMountaineeringHikingRappellingCaving

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