Mountaineering

Definition

(Noun; Outdoor Activity) Mountaineering: The art of slowly freezing to death while trying to reach the top of a mountain.

Mountaineering: Two climbers scaled the highest peak in the world only to find themselves standing on top of an enormous birthday cake with no candles lit yet!

Usage

I'm not sure if mountaineering is an extreme sport or just a really slow way to commit suicide!

Insight

What do you call it when someone climbs up a mountain and then slides down? A downhill climber!

Origin

Mountaineering was invented by two bored hikers who decided that walking wasn't challenging enough for them anymore!

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