Mountaineering
Definition
(Noun; Outdoor Activity) Mountaineering: The art of slowly freezing to death while trying to reach the top of a mountain.
Usage
I'm not sure if mountaineering is an extreme sport or just a really slow way to commit suicide!
Insight
What do you call it when someone climbs up a mountain and then slides down? A downhill climber!
Origin
Mountaineering was invented by two bored hikers who decided that walking wasn't challenging enough for them anymore!
Related
HikingClimbingRappellingBackpackingCamping