Swimming

Definition

(Noun; Recreation) Swimming: the art of getting wet and tired at the same time!

Swimming: A group of swimmers suddenly stopped mid-lap as they noticed an elephant calmly floating along beside them in the pool!

Usage

I'm so good at swimming that I can do it with my eyes closed...and still beat you!

Insight

What did one fish say to another when they were about to go for a swim? "Ready set…gill!"

Origin

Swimming was invented by an ancient tribe who wanted to find out what would happen if they threw their kids in the river without floaties on them!

Related

Pooldivingsynchronized swimmingwater poloopen-water swimming

Unrelated

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