Airports
Definition
(Noun; Transportation) An overcrowded place where you wait in line for hours to get somewhere else faster.
Usage
I'm so excited to go on vacation - said no one ever at the airport!
Insight
What did the airplane say when it saw a UFO? "I thought I was the only one flying tonight!"
Origin
Airport is derived from 'air' and 'portal', because it's like a portal that takes you through air instead of space-time continuum!
Related
SecurityDelaysBaggage ClaimFlight AttendantsAirplanes