Airports

Definition

(Noun; Transportation) An overcrowded place where you wait in line for hours to get somewhere else faster.

Airports: A giant octopus hovering over an airport terminal while passengers board their flights with umbrellas as parachutes...

Usage

I'm so excited to go on vacation - said no one ever at the airport!

Insight

What did the airplane say when it saw a UFO? "I thought I was the only one flying tonight!"

Origin

Airport is derived from 'air' and 'portal', because it's like a portal that takes you through air instead of space-time continuum!

Related

SecurityDelaysBaggage ClaimFlight AttendantsAirplanes

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