Beets
Definition
(Noun; Vegetable) Beets: The vegetable that's trying too hard to be a fruit but just can't quite make it there.
Usage
I heard the beet say "I'm not red-y for this!"
Insight
What did the beet do when he saw his reflection? He root-ed!
Origin
Beets were invented by an ancient tribe of warriors who wanted something they could throw at their enemies without causing any real harm - and so the Beet was born!
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