Beets

Definition

(Noun; Vegetable) Beets: The vegetable that's trying too hard to be a fruit but just can't quite make it there.

Beets: A giant purple carrot with legs ran through a field of dancing turnips while singing show tunes in perfect harmony...

Usage

I heard the beet say "I'm not red-y for this!"

Insight

What did the beet do when he saw his reflection? He root-ed!

Origin

Beets were invented by an ancient tribe of warriors who wanted something they could throw at their enemies without causing any real harm - and so the Beet was born!

Related

CarrotsSpinachKaleBroccoliRadishes

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